st0rmer:

Go fuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuck yourself

australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

  • My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly
  • The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies.
    ― (via bl-ossomed)

    lanturd:

    Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.

    vibranium:

    helloimashoutyman:

    If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.

    That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

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